Rob Delaney: After Cory Monteith was found dead in his hotel room I tweeted: "Love...


robdelaney:

After Cory Monteith was found dead in his hotel room I tweeted: “Love to Cory Monteith. If drugs/alcohol are killing you, there is help available. I got sober 11 yrs ago at 25. It can be done.”

I got three types of responses. The first were variations of “Thanks for saying that.” The second…

  • Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
  • Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
hiero-glyph:

The original “liquor in the grammy” - Jay-z

hiero-glyph:

The original “liquor in the grammy” - Jay-z

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“My heart was too big for my body, so I let it go.”

Anis Mojgani (via 13neighbors)

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rockmanistheshit:

I dont even know what the fuck is goin on anymore

rockmanistheshit:

I dont even know what the fuck is goin on anymore

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Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny

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nsaney:

Old woman smoking cigarette.
Photo of an elderly woman lighting her cigarette on her birthday cake which has candles indicating she is 100 years old.

nsaney:

Old woman smoking cigarette.

Photo of an elderly woman lighting her cigarette on her birthday cake which has candles indicating she is 100 years old.

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screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

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